Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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