I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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