You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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