I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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