He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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