Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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