I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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