Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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