Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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