grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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