I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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