Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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