discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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