That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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