1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
