on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
