did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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