arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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