My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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