Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
Randomize
