Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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