oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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