Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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