Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think my nap took me to another dimension
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
