votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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