he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
