okay pat passed out under dana's car
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
