Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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