Nicole vs. Life
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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