my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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