I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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