please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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