I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
