my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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