You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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