wrigley field is MILF paradise
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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