normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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