is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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