So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
