with your own penis?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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