Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I'm really busy with my period
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