No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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