I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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