every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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