Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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