yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
