she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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