what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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