Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Alive.
So much puke
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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