It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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