We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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