Sponge bath it is.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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