he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Randomize