its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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