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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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